Guts and Griffith Cooking Delicious Pork

deadnightmarechronicles: If this isn’t your Berserk OTP, then I...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 19:16:01 +1100

deadnightmarechronicles:

If this isn’t your Berserk OTP, then I weep for your poor, mortal soul.

kdfghdfkjghkgkhgf

King Plushie-sama is in the house just letting everyone know I...

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 14:54:43 +1100

King Plushie-sama is in the house just letting everyone know I am welll and will perhaps post more in the near future.

Maybe some porking or just some raksassykins, who knows.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02DIGYlN4Bf Half of chapter five. I want to cry now…

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:20:18 +1100

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02DIGYlN4Bf

Half of chapter five.

I want to cry now…

This blog has fifteen followers oh my God Hand why Plushie-sama would be pleased though. Happy V Day...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:10:00 +1100

This blog has fifteen followers oh my God Hand why

Plushie-sama would be pleased though.

Happy V Day guys.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vP4RHEkO0d

My Raksassykin’s voice sounds like a fucking fart oh my God Hand

And sorry for the awful audio quality….

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 00:14:37 +1100

The Epic of Rakshas and Judeau (or Raksassy and Judo as they are correctly called)

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:42:52 +1100

CHAPTER EIGHT

YO EATING ALL THE BANQUET FOOD

(a/N: i write what i want, merry halloweenies get it hahaha its because weenies are good. and dont ask wjere i disappeard to for so long, I the great plushie-sama injured myself now anywayz…)

…AND Waiting inside the great all was a magnificent banquet, with tables off fod and chikin and shit like that. Raksassy and judo admired the interor ot the room, which had be decorted to look even more magnificenter than normal. baubles and streamers hung glittering from the massive arches within,and the tile floor glittered and glimmered. the curtains across the window were shrouded with black velet curtains, and the tables were covered in pretty cloth with beautiful food and candles.

“w-what is this?’ raksassy exclaimed, taking a step backward. Behelit-sama walked over to great him with a smile on his face, puck walking almost timidly at this side. the elf was no longer his surefire cocky turkey mage self, but seemed rather reserve but sweet.

‘judo and I thought you deserved something special,’ behelito-sama said with a smile, placing a hand delicately on raksassy’s shoulder. ‘so, this is your birthday banquet!’ raksassy blinked before turning to look at judey, who smiled brightly at him.

‘since our picnic didn’t quite work out, i think thos should do,’ judo giggled, before reaching over and hugging rasksas. behelit-sama and puck shared a grin before moving away.

‘and apparently this guys got another surprise for you,’ puck said, before suddenly a huge box appeared, and then burst open revealing…

‘RAKSASSY’S FAMILY!” Judeau cried out, clutching onto Rakshas’ arm as the man gaped and flushed. leaping out of the box came grunbled, Irvine, locust and zodd, along with silat and….UNCLE GRIFTAN!

‘family!!” Raksassykns cried out, running over to them. before he could reach them however he was swept up in brother zodd’s firm embrace, crushed to his chest in a brotherly embrace. ‘zodd!’

‘Rakshas my otouto,’ Zodd exclaimed, placing him down. ‘we almost missed your birthday but this kind man here told us about it!’ he beckoned at behelito0 with his huge paw-like hands. ‘wewere playing extreme sports warioware but when he came and tol us it was your birthday and that only your husband judo and some tukrye guy were celebrating it laong with him, we knew we ha to come.’

‘Y’ALL MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN’ LISTEN TAH ME WHEN I SAY IT WAS HIS BIRTDAY!” Grunbeld shouted, snapping his fingers in zodd’s face. Zodd rolled his eyes before smiling back down at Raksassy.

‘Calm down Grunny, this is a birthday not some fuckingg thing you go to,’ Locus scolded Grunbeld, ‘and shut up, you’ll scare him and judea and we don’t want the happy boyfriends to be scared, isn’t that right irvine.’

‘I like music,’ Irvine commented. No one said anything because he’s Irvine and he does whatever the fuck he wants. And if he doesn’t then he assissinates your wife and kids or your favourite tv show and flies his guitar to the moon.

And Silat stood in the corner because he’s fucking lucky if he even gets a movie cameo.

‘I missed you guys, you’re never at home,” Raksassy sighed, leaning against Judo happily. But it was then he noticed Behelito-sama shifting nervously. ‘Behelito-sama-chan?”

the red-haired man approached him with a smile, though it was akward, and then guestured for his uncle Griftan to come forth.

‘There’s something i havent told you yet, Raksassy my dear, and it’s important for you and your sailor scout husband to know if you going to fight the Gutsus,” he murmured. “Though he does not like to admit it…this is something important.’

“Ah, Raksassy my dear nephew, it is important that you know this about me~’ Griftan murmured, before he was suddenly engulfed in light. his clothes were replaced with red clothes and horns and a devil tail.

‘NO WAY!” Judeau excliamed. ‘UNCLE GRIFTAN IS THE GREAT LORD GRIFTAN! THEN THAT MEAS-!

‘Yes, I am the Great Lord Griftan, king of the…forbidden ones, though I do not like to associate myself with vamps because I am so much fancier.’ Griftan flicked his hair before smirking at judeau. ‘How’s that tiara I gave you boy?’

‘y-you are…my uncle is…the great lord…ohhhh’ Raksassy fainted suddenly, into Judeau’s arms.

‘Y’ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED FOOD,’ grunbeld shouted as everyone gathered around the fainted birthday boy, and he ate the food. Silat stood in the corner and watched, frowning.

‘when do i get some fucking lines?’ he muttered, as everyone waited worriedly for Raksassykins to wake up.

and then, they would celebrate is otanjoubi.

BUT AFTER THIS SURPRISING REVEAL, WOULD HE WAKE EVER AGAIN!? or would he need a kissu from his beloved husbando?

DUN DUN DUN

the next update will reveal all

…..

jghfghfg did ya miss me?

sorry i ain’t posted any hogshipping forever, but i figure some of these babes would make things better, kay? ;)

y’all motherhuggers need griftan too~

deadnightmarechronicles: RAKSASSY AND JUDEAU ARE THE PERFECT...

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 17:33:50 +1000

deadnightmarechronicles:

RAKSASSY AND JUDEAU ARE THE PERFECT BOYFRIENDS

Also not included in audio, but shoutout to Lunglump for being an awesome follower.

jsdkhfskjghkjfhgfkjg Cas here for Plushie-Sama again. The truth...

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 21:03:16 +1000

jsdkhfskjghkjfhgfkjg

Cas here for Plushie-Sama again.

The truth is, this started as a conversation with Emma about the New Band of the Hawk falling into a river, and then Grunbeld using Rakshas to towel off.

Then Griffith using him to wrap his hair up.

And then we realised that since Raksassy is Judeau’s boyfriend this is obviously how Judeau gets dry.

SAILOR SCOUT JUDEAU JUDO READY TO FIGHT AND SAVE HIS LOVE...

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 21:53:35 +1000

SAILOR SCOUT ~~JUDEAU~~ JUDO READY TO FIGHT AND SAVE HIS LOVE INTEREST RAKSASSY-KINS AND THE WORLD~

How does he fight in those heels? We may never know.

One day I’ll post some more Hogshipping here guys, I promise. Until then, enjoy this…whatever this is.

Heyooooo~ This is Plushie-sama here, just want to apologise for...

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 14:13:00 +1000

Heyooooo~ This is Plushie-sama here, just want to apologise for the lack of Raksassy/Judo epics and other posts (such as the beautiful Hogshipping and Puck/Behelit).

Okay so it’s hard to draw when you’re a plushie with no actual fingers okay, and porn is even harder to draw.

And when you’re lazy as fuck and can’t be bothered doing it properly, this is what you get.

Also, my friend Cas said that I should say that whenever he sees Guts/Casca vs Guts/Griffith shipping wars on his dash he becomes a Jenga and he wishes people wouldn’t fight about ships.

But he also says it’s okay if they do because he’s going to help me get better at drawing porn and then we can spam the tag with Rakshas/Judeau because if we’re going to go to war, we’re going to make our own team and win it.

I mean even if we prefer Guts/Griffith, we still love Guts/Casca and we don’t like seeing people fight over it.

But like we said people are gonna do it anyway so we’re just going to become the true satans of the Berserk Fandom.

What? I’m a Griffith Plushie and my friend Cas is a soulless red head, what were you expecting? Angels?

BUT ANYWAY, ENJOY SOME KAWAII RAKSASSY/JUDO

~~AND I BET YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING~~

Tags are unordered for now. Will go back and fix them later.

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR BLOG WHY IS IT SO PERFECT OH MY GOD

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 15:29:00 +1000

HOGSHIPPING BREEDS PERFECTION BECAUSE IT IS PERFECTION

And this blog is the glorious child of Hogshipping

BUT THANK YOU, glad you like it~

jsdkgnksfjhgjsfkhkhgkhskghkfhgkjhkfhgk precious...

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 10:41:24 +1000

jsdkgnksfjhgjsfkhkhgkhskghkfhgkjhkfhgk

precious mercenaries.

-hugs tightly-

Source

tindharia: hai hai this one has a story actually so desu retsu go un dia hay dos hombres muy...

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 10:55:52 +1000

tindharia:

hai hai this one has a story actually so desu retsu go

un dia hay dos hombres muy HOMOSEXUAL i mean heterosexual who were both princesses

one was named guts i mean frilly and one was named griffith i mean girly and they met each other at a ball and they danced with pretty girls but they only saw each other and its like romeo nd juliet!!!

one day they were outside w/ their boyfriends when frilly dragged girly away and said i lvoe u and they lifed appy evr aftr

pls rate this is my first fanfic!!1!!!11!!